|
G-on Riders
(posted November 2004)
After a first watch, I was ready to take a proverbial torch to this series, but the more I thought about it, the more I came to realize that I had really missed the mark. This series was in fact a well-written and very understated (subtle or stealth) parody. While the writers don't go out of their way to call attention to what they are doing, but they have (gleefully) pillaged, plundered and plagiarized most all of this stories thematic elements and plot concepts from so many other series. When I watched G-On Riders for a second time, I was able to find a strong measure of humor and whimsy at their cleverness, and I found it to be very fun (if only just watch for what I could recognize what came from so many other anime series), and as long one does not take it with ANY measure of seriousness, you might be able to laugh along with the story.
This series is just too difficult to try to describe in any coherent manner, so please permit me just babble along for a bit.
Yuki is invited to attend a special high school where she meets a cute boy and a couple of other friends, and they have a number of adventures. And then everyone in the series falls in love with someone else, which usually means with Ichiro, who is the typical girl-shy-repressed-high-school student - who is really in love with Yuki - not that she has a clue. And the pervert of high school principle wants to be in love with everyone, not that anyone really likes him. So while all of the good guys are teenagers, the bad guys are a female trio of aliens, who look and behave like twelve-year-olds, (Pao-chan, the cat-eared-girl is really kawaii!!!) but we all know that twelve-year-old girls can't really be bad, and so they are probably just misunderstood. But they do create some very cute giant robots with which to attack the school. And the bad-girl-trio have Zero, a really sexy android-maid who is really strong and who succeeds in defeating the three G-On girls, so Ichiro has to reveal that he is really is a cyborg, and who can transform into the ultra-manly Cosmo-Banchou, wearing a cool black trench coat and peaked cap emblazoned with the Japanese character for (VERY) MALE. Banchou confronts Zero, which activates her maiden circuit, and then she begins to have romantic feeling for him too! And thereafter when ever Ichiro gets stimulated by a cute girl (or woman or sexy android), his male circuit activates and he transforms into Cosmo-Banchou, which he is trying to hide from everyone, but since they all already know his secret, he spends a lot of time running around for nothing. We all know that the more a guy runs away, the more the girls will chase him. And when the trio of alien invaders are defeated (well, actually they becomes friends with the G-On team), it prompts the really BAD alien shows up ..... which results in a really BIG battle ..... then everyone is taken captive ...... a few more secrets are revealed ..... everyone agrees that high school principle REALLY is a pervert!! ..... WOW, the earth is going to be destroyed .... another big battle scene with lots of cute girls........then someone says Sister?.....and then we might agree oh, never mind.......and then the comes the very happy ending Right!!!
(HEY!!!! I worked really hard on this review. So don't knock me!!)
And there is episode number 14, in which the scriptwriters ask the question .. how ecchi can an anime episode get without being formally classified as being hentai? ... and the answer is VERY VERY ecchi. After Zero asks for a day off (which is permitted under the Cosmo-maid law #189 - one day off each year) and she wanders up to Ichiro to steal a kiss from him. This sets off Sela-chan and Yayoi-chan, who wonder if Ichiro is really into mecha-girls. They both worry to an extreme, and begin to actively chase Ichiro with the intent of seducing him with their 'natural' charms...(ECCHI!!!). So episode 14 is ecchi no, I misstated ..episode 14 is VERY ECCHI!! ECCHI!! ECCHI!!.
After I understood the series, I really enjoyed it. In the first 13 episodes, there is a lot of fanservice, and even more in a suggested or implied manner..and then there is episode 14 - ECCHI!!! ..well, you have been warned.
Last updated Saturday, May 28 2005.
|